How to cook a turkey wine joke

How do you cook a turkey drunk?

Linguistic humor, How to cook a turkey

  1. Go buy a turkey.
  2. Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or JD.
  3. Put turkey in the oven.
  4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens.
  6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
  7. Turn oven the on.
  8. Take 4 whisks of drinky.

What can I do with an old turkey?

34 Leftover Turkey Recipes

  1. Leftover Turkey Salad.
  2. Turkey and Dumplings.
  3. Turkey Pot Pie Soup.
  4. Thanksgiving Egg Rolls.
  5. Leftover Turkey Shepherd’s Pie.
  6. Leftover Turkey Stroganoff.
  7. Leftover Turkey Tortilla Soup.
  8. Thanksgiving Leftovers Quesadilla.